stranger:

“Dangerous enough to make me kiss a lemon.”

“But yeah, I’m good. It’s all in the past… or at least, it should be.”

    ”My mother does weird stuff like that when she has too much to drink, it’s kind of funny.“

stranger:

hopefularcher said: “What’s smile dip? And why were you kissing a lemon?”

“Smile dip is uh… a really dangerous candy that should not be ingested in large quantities. Or at all. And I kinda thought the guy was someone else at the time…”

     “That sounds really

                            dangerous

                                         are you okay?”